I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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