I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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