If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
He kissed a someone with a penis
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
These tits shall not be calmed
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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