i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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