please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
jump out the window naked night went bad
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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