god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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