I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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