matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
She's JV to your varsity
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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