I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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