i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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