she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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