If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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