Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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