I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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