yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
True strength comes from lack of pants
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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