ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My penis needs a shock collar
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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