Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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