I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
