Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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