I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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