I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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