fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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