i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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