I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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