I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My vagina just recognized that song.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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