we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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