Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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