This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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