i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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