Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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