Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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