Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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