you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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