You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I party with great urgency now.
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