her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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