I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize