This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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