Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
