rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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