Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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