We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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