do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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