Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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