Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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