Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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