Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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