Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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