the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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