did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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