Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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