The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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