I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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