just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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